The Fiskars ShopBoss is marketed as "the ultimate hardware snip," but we consider it to be the world's most badass pair of scissors because it's capable of doing so many of the extra-scissicculor activities we often ask scissors to do.
Source: http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/03/badass-scissors/
JACK HENRY and ASSOCIATES IXYS ITRON IRON MOUNTAIN INORATED IOMEGA