Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Frank Caliendo @FrankCaliendo
BREAKING: Millions of Bears fans suffer concussions after watching #MNF game and banging their heads against the wall.
USA TODAY @USATODAY
Kevin Clash resigns as Elmo in wake of sex scandal http://usat.ly/Sc4JKn
Al Hughes Dukes @Alsboringtweets
Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash has resigned. This is the perfect opportunity for Grover to take over
Rick Bayless @Rick_Bayless
Tune in to Martha Stewart's Thanksgiving Hotline! I'll be on today at 1 p.m. (central)- Sirius XM Satellite Radio Channel 110!
New York Daily News @nydailynews
Bad nudes! San Francisco mulls nakedness ban in sign of city's takeover by sticks-in-the-mud http://nydn.us/UG7DFA
Mark Glaser @mediatwit
Conservative media does its own soul-searching after Obama's reelection (BuzzFeed) http://bit.ly/UcUebW
USA TODAY @USATODAY
Report: Jill Kelley took multiple flights at taxpayer expense: http://usat.ly/TOaqvD In one instance, she flew with Gen. Allen to D.C.
The Associated Press @AP
Unemployment rates fall below 7 percent in 23 U.S states as job market slowly heals: http://apne.ws/10mXgfd
ProPublica @ProPublica
Who's who in Murdoch's circle? A total of 17 people have been charged in phone hacking scandal. http://propub.ca/y9XZrD
Funny Or Die @funnyordie
Larry David reminisces about Thanksgiving in Brooklyn in this animated holiday special: http://ow.ly/frwR4