Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks
To help promote Judd Apatow's This is 40, I have a date with Paula Broadwell tonight.
Jeff Greenfield @greenfield64
How can Twinkies go out of business days after two states legalize weed? Worst. Business. Timing. Ever.
Matt Spiegel @MattSpiegel670
Twinkies have a shelf life in the decades. They're not baked, they're chemically risen. They are not food. Let Hostess die.
The Daily Caller @DailyCaller
TALIBAN: 'Petraeus should be shot by relatives from his mistress's family....He should be stoned' - http://bit.ly/TSPZAt
Meghan McCain @McCainBlogette
Check out my new column @thedailybeast ' "Wake the Hell Up, Republicans!" - http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/11/16/meghan-mccain-on-why-the-republican-party-needs-to-wake-up.html …
John Arguello @CubsDen
Rick Porcello a possible fit for the Cubs? | Cubs Den http://www.chicagonow.com/cubs-den/2012/11/rick-porcello-a-possible-fit-for-the-cubs/
Tom Teuber @tteuber
Deer season in Cheesetopia. "You just stand there looking cute, and when something moves, you shoot!" YouTube http://bit.ly/RH5c7u
Amy Guth @amyguth
Russian granny kills attacking wolf with axe and bare hands http://bit.ly/UIT0BM
@HuffPostSmBiz @HuffPostSmBiz
Man who started Alabama's secession petition is angry about losing his topless car wash http://huff.to/ZH2ovq
Groovyhoovy @Groovyhoovy
Back in the days when Paul Konrad wore a toupe and Robin Baumgarten walked like Lurch from "The Addam's Family." http://fb.me/1f3qTOQ4s