Here are some tweets that caught my eye today...
Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN
A major, major loser in all this will be Jose Reyes, who goes from the tax haven of Florida to Canada, where tax is about half of income.
Mark A. Rayner @markarayner
This just in: survey shows journalists are more trustworthy than prison snitches! http://fb.me/AgT19Xa9
Julie Hammerle @JulieHammerle
PSA: When you promise to do the dishes and then leave a frying pan filled with water sitting in the sink, the dishes have not been "done."
People magazine @peoplemag
"My first thought was, 'Y'all are messing with me.'" — @channingtatum, on being named this year's #SexiestManAlive http://ow.ly/fhn4H
Ron Smith @oldiesmusic
People now says Channing Tatum is the "Sexiest Man Alive". Apparently, when your year is up they kill you.
Fred Winston @FredWinston
Stuffing = In the bird. Dressing = In a casserole, baked separately.
The Daily Caller @DailyCaller
White House 'secede' petitions reach 675,000 signatures, 50-state participation - http://bit.ly/TFHjxa
Chuck Todd @chucktodd
The only thing dumber than this secession story is giving it legit oxygen. Let's not go down that rabbit hole
Breaking News @BreakingNews
Report: Former CIA Director David Petraeus will testify on Benghazi attacks before congressional committees - @FoxNews http://fxn.ws/UGtwoz
Dave Wischnowsky @wischlist
My piece today for @ChicagoSide about the #Illini's efforts to win the Windy City: "Fighting for Chicago -- and Losing"